Oh mom, hey mom, please get me that
I need it, I want it, PLEASE.
The begging game has just begun
I’ve fallen to my knees.

Oh can’t you buy this one great toy
I’ll never ask for more.
See, I just need this one small thing
Before we leave the store.

Oh Pleeeeese, I just must have it.
No wait, don’t go, come on.
I’ll do whatever you tell me to
Just buy it before it’s gone.

Oh no, my plan is not working.
I’m having no effect.
You are the meanest Mom I know.
They should charge you with neglect.

I drop my legs, you grab my arm
And pull me through the door.
I’ve lost this round but you just wait
I plan to win the war.

‘Cause next time that I go shopping
I’m gonna go with Dad.
He’s way more sweet and much more kind
And he hates when I feel sad.

Then I’ll tell dad that I really want
This special thing from you.
And he’ll buy it and hand it to me.
See, that’s what my dad likes to do.

Yes mom is tough, she makes the rules
Dad bends them once again.
Mom may be mad when we get home
But I got my toy…..I win!