I hate sports, there I’ve said it.
They stink and they’re no fun.
I hate sports, yes I’ve said it.
I hate each and every one.
The teachers think that sports are great.
They’re what kids like to do.
But if you’ve ever been picked last
You know that isn’t true.
So what if you can hit a ball
Or jump or catch or throw?
When teacher says it’s time for gym
My mind says No No NO!
You are not a better person
Because sports work for you.
It doesn’t mean you’re smart or kind
Or brave or sweet or true.
It simply means you’re good in gym
That’s fine, I think that’s swell.
But if you just plain stink at sports
Gym is a living hell.
How ’bout we change things up a bit
And make ballet the thing.
And no more football, just Swan Lake
That would be dazz- a- ling!
And then some tap and modern dance
Let’s see how that would go.
And no pep rally in the fall
Instead, a dancing show
Someday I hope we change our way
That would be cool and bold.
For now, take heart, this too shall pass.
There’s no gym class when you’re old!